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i want to feel enough of the things that trouble the earth

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Tumblr adding polls was the best thing because it doesn’t matter what you’re asking, tumblr users LOVE sharing their opinions. You could ask something wildly abstract like “What cardinal direction do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?” and by the end of the day it’ll have 20k notes and there’s probably some kind of discourse happening in the replies.

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It's my Tumblr birthday so I drew this to celebrate 💥💥

Lmao Weylin twins over the screenshot under cut

Idk I gave the eye/bat/flesh thing a try 😔🙏

Also clicks for Palestine

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remember. you can't know things you don't know. you have to find them out. by doing things.

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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

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Loser says what?

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my boss booked me two nights in a brutalist style hotel and it's so fucked up looking

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Vanessa Stockard

"Another Day, Another Chair"

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me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post

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✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

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at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville rn and i’m wondering why more musicians don’t have their own restaurants. i would eat at Trent Reznor’s Tavern of Terror

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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

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compilation

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Ok idk who came up with making a "cleaningsona" but that hack works so damn well?? I absolutely cannot clean my room until I put on my most Victorian blouse, my fangs, start playing my funky little vampire playlist, and pretend I'm an 800 year old immortal who's bittersweet about packing up and moving to a new town with a new identity because locals are starting to catch on that I'm a vampire

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reminder that donating just a few $ to gofundme campaigns actually helps, you don't have to donate huge amounts if you don't have the funds, every little bit is useful. give $10, $5, even $1. it all adds up. don't scroll past because you think you can't help. help in your own capacity. donate a dollar. share and speak up.

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melatonin