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thomas lawrence truly the cardinal of all time. he hates himself and wants to die but is too english and catholic to commit to it. he crashes out 24/7 and is so so tired all the time. he has blue eyes and a receding hairline. he is going through a crisis of faith. everyone in the vatican needs to fuck him so bad and desires him carnally but he's none the wiser.

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you guys don’t Get It. bellesco (tedesco/bellini) has it all: enemies-to-lovers, has hair x bald, mean gay x (secretly) mean gay, homophobia x internalized homophobia, italian x italian-american, conservative x liberal, dom x sub

what more can you ask for

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conclave the book is like so specifically written too like ... its so crazy. bellini's line about "families having 10 children because mama and papa didn't know any better" & "standing for everything tedesco does not" is like only a few pages apart from the reveal of tedesco's backstory being that he's the youngest of 12 kids and grew up destitutely poor from that (& still eats like he's terrified someone might steal his food). like ohh... tedesco is a product of his environment and the paradigm of the traditional values failing people & still trying to force those values on people despite knowing the firsthand experience of the way it sucks. crab in a bucket style.

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made pope drink iced americano just to piss tedesco off #conclave

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I love it when Conclave said oh so the church is able to break with tradition when it comes to iphones, vapes, rolling suitcases, and steel-fortified window coverings, but not when it comes to feminism, pluralism, and the nuances of sex and gender. How interesting. Anyway, here is a remarkably sad old man.

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there's nothing in the world that can convince me charles isn't a Freak in the sheets like. i bet my money he's the type of person that runs his mouth every time he's horny and he's Loud brother he's NASTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! im talking abt moaning and groaning and gasping and bitting his slutty bottom lip gripping erik's shoulders for dear life as erik fucks him!!!! we talk a lot abt possessive erik but POSSESSIVE CHARLES!!!!! WHO WILL DO IT IN THE MOST PASSIVE AGRESSIVE WAY WITH SWEET SMILES!!! erik's back looks like a cat mauled him and charles is like 🥰🥰 I EVEN DARE TO SAY: they discover erik has a praise kink bc when they fucked for the first time charles kept moaning and whispering in his ear about how good erik feels, how big his cock is, how he wants to feel erik inside him forever and erik cums so hard he almost blacks out.

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the fact that all it took for erik to switch sides was 1 lilac sweater, says a lot about him as a man and i respect it

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been doing so much thinking lately about charles and his stupid forehead touch when he uses his powers. like he does not have to do that. he’s doing that to make everyone around him feel better about the fact that he can read their minds. he’s pavloved his friends into thinking no forehead touch = no mind reading. but he Doesn’t Have to Do That and it makes it all the sillier when he does

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给cp EC街道的图

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I believe the breakup is a canon event actually

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he looked so fucking good here like how is he even real. He’s the only good thing about this movie

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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

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novody can convince me this man didn’t IMMEDIATELY become hard after Charles punched 😭😭

LOOK AT HIS FACE 😭 i can see the hearts in his eyes i’m going insane

he was also probably turned on by how Charles looked

bro wants that scruffy sad wet kicked looking puppy SO BAD

i need to strangle him or something

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sub top erik i mean sub top erik wait what i mean sub top erik fuck i mean SUB TOP ERIK!!!!

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house of x

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Second day alive in here, I made this: