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bye this is so real.
i'm actually angry at how attracted to jude bellingham i am
like stop smirking at me and let me hate you
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Not going to lie, the only good things that came from this years Ballon d’Or Ceremony were Aitana and Leo winning the Ballon d’Or. Other than that, I’d say it was kind of a shitshow. Also, Bellingham winning the Kopa trophy? Complete robbery, Balde deserved it more, but I suppose that’s what happens when you have that Vardrid PR.
Literally a snoring fest. Leo winning his 8th (and last 😕) ballon d'or and Aitana being crowned the queen of football are the only things that happened anyway.
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i like this boy but idk hes worth my time. Almost cried over him but remembered that Alejandro and Jude exist
Keepin it real
(the thing is hes possibly taller than Alejandro but is he a professional football player? No🥰)
#i hate boys#NEVER trust a catholic school boy#jude bellingham#jude bellingham is wayy better#and alejandro balde#ughhhhg
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jude massaging your clit with his tip before putting it in🫣
does it to tease u bc he wants u to beg him to put it in🤭he’s hovering over u and he knows ur getting impatient, hips lifting and ur literally dripping onto his sheets and you’ve got this whiney pout on ur face bc he’s being mean :(( and he’s just tapping his tip on ur clit, rocking his hips forward so his cock repeatedly slides against it and ur digging ur nails into his shoulders and whining at him all “stop teasing :(( want u to fuck me” and he’s just smirking down at u, tapping at ur clit again, pressing the tip inside of u before pulling back out and repeating the whole thing again telling u to “ask nicely” 😵💫😵💫😵💫 or he’s telling u to “put it in f’me, be a good girl and do it urself” and ur literally hooking ur legs around him, taking hold of his cock so u can press him into u and he’s humming a little “atta girl” before sinking the rest of the way inside bc even the teasing has gotten too much for him
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This pic is so underrated. HE LOOKS SO BOYFRIEND.
this is actually like top ten best pics of him
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im on the verge in becoming horny
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i need an Alejandro audio yk im so hhhhhhornknee UGGHH
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Being horny at school bc of reading a fic is so not good for me
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I be staying up till 4am too
"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"




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hot take but pregnancy kink or wtv u call that shit absolutely icks me out like… what the fuck im not lactating in this story am i?!! Like no hatw to people who like it but its not for me like just thinking of a pregnancy bump scares me like it just PROTRUDES out of your stomach yk? 😭😭
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