so. itโs been a hot second, huh ??
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someone: everything happens for a reason!
me, traumatised: what was the reason? what was the reason?????
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animal crossing: new horizons โ sentence starters:
feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate !
โย hey ,ย itโs you again โฆย talking to me again.ย โ
โย i came up with a new nickname thatโs perfect for you !ย โ
โย you wouldnโt believe how much interest there is in this stuff .ย it even surprises me sometimes ! โ
โย you got some talent ,ย kiddo !ย โ
โย island life is so invigorating !ย staying inside all day would be a terrible waste .ย โ
โย when it comes to the world of fab fashion ,ย what do you think is the most important part of being stylish ?ย โ
โย when our flowers are happy ,ย iโm happy ,ย ___ .ย โ
โย even i canโt go 100% ALL the time .ย lifeโs already tough ,ย so you donโt gottaโ make it tougher !ย โ
โย i canโt help but puff my feathers with pride !ย โ
โย i moved !ย here !ย i live here now !ย walking distance from your house !ย you !ย the only person i know here !ย โ
โย some folks call it pouting ,ย but i say itโs me telling the world to QUIT BEING MEAN !ย โ
โย where would we be if we never shot for the moon ?ย โ
โย i get knocked over by the wind sometimes !ย i just lay there until the weather calms down !ย โ
โย rumor has it that when it comes to TV shows ,ย youโre kind of obsessed with ___ . โ
โย every time i look at it ,ย i get this warm feeling inside โฆ like when she would hug me .ย โ
โย i am indeed tempted to purchase these for my personal collection โฆย ย but no .ย i must exercise restraint .ย โ
โย your nameโs ___ ?ย i hope i pronounced that right .ย โ
โย you making your usual rounds ,ย ___ ,ย or is this a special visit ?ย โ
โย youโd know best โ am i pulling this look off , ___ ?ย โ
โย oh!ย why donโt i go get my dictionary ?ย โ
โย awww !ย she said all that about me ?ย consider my day made !ย โ
โย whatโs with that look ?ย โ
โย this store is so warm and cosy โฆย sometimes i find a quiet corner and take a nap !ย โ
โย OK , OK โฆย um โฆย which one has more pictures ?ย โ
โย i love gettinโ dressed up in clothes that arenโt mine and running around pretending to be someone else !ย โ
โย how is it MY fault they didnโt know what they were buyinโ ?ย โ
โย give โim a hard time fo me ,ย if you happen to trip over him .ย gahaha !ย โ
โย i wish i had some treats to offer you .ย i probably should have made spice cake in advance โฆ โ
โย one glance and itโs like youโve known the artist for years .ย โ
โย sunny days are my absolute fave .ย on a sunny day ,ย it feels like anything is possible !ย โ
โย whatโs the mood over in ___ville ?ย โ
โย winter went ,ย and spring has come !ย letโs celebrate by doing something dumb !ย โ
โย but after a little while , like โฆ it turns into HOME .ย โ
โย iโm so thankful to you and everyone else on this island !ย โ
โย i looked in my snack stash โฆย on my roof โฆย in my secret snack stash โฆย out back where i accidentally bury stuff โฆย โ
โย between you and me ,ย i think i might be the biggest ___ fan on this island โฆย โ
โย believe me ,ย when youโre happy ,ย iโm happy .ย โ
โย did you know that each of the constellations has its own story ?ย indeed ,ย sometimes many stories !ย โ
โย sometimes ,ย when i canโt wake up in the morning ,ย i run in circles and scream really loud for a few minutes !ย โ
โย feel free to look at all my fab stuff and validate my life choices !ย โ
โย i wasnโt sure i believed that umbrellas could be fashionable ,ย but i love how you look with one .ย โ
โย after all ,ย weโre in this together ,ย partner ,ย hm ?ย โ
โย tell you what else is looking sparkly !ย itโs legit you ,ย ___ !ย spring is WAY your season !ย โ
โย am i hallucinating or was that feedback signed by ___ ?ย โ
โย i wanna take off ,ย but first you need to stop chatting and close your Nookphone .ย โ
โย what ?ย it kind of rhymed .ย shut up .ย โ
โย i tell you ,ย i have a funny feeling about it ,ย ___ !ย and i donโt mean โfunnyโ funny ,ย i mean weird funny .ย โ
โย what could i even say i was good at ?ย whoโd want to hire someone with experience in baking and reading ?ย are there cookbook researchers ?ย โ
โย i knew i was right about you ,ย ___ .ย โ
โย it got me seriously tensed up ,ย like weโre about to be invaded by a bunch of evil pirates or something .ย โ
โย i was like ,ย waaay into this walk ,ย but then it started to get boring .ย then i found you ,ย and itโs fab again! โ
โย what have you gotten yourself into ?ย โ
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Headache Duck would be the worst, most impractical partner for a Yatagarasu to have, and yet I can see her taking that as a challenge and training one anyway.
A life of stealing truths is no fun if you have to play it safe all the time!
[ย @adversatiousโย ]
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I have come to make an announcement!
Kay Faraday has the same energy as Detective Pikachuโs Lucy Stevens
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HOW I RUN MY BLOG.
SPEED: Slow as hell. My head is empty more often than not, and once I get frazzled it can take a while before I get back into the writing swing of things.
REPLIES: As above. Miles is a finicky bitch and if he doesnโt want to cooperate on replies then they just wonโt happen.
STARTERS: I enjoy writing starters, but donโt expect mad paragraphs. If youโve written one for me and it goes ignored, just prod me about it because itโs likely lost in the drafts or likes.
INBOX: My fav way to interact, if Iโm being honest. The Creative Juicesโข come way more easily to asks than regular threads.
SELECTIVITY: High, but I donโt necessarily have any specific checklist you need to meet. Itโs more about whether I can see us vibing on an OOC level and in regards to writing style.
WISHLIST: No, I never really got around to creating one and probably never will.
HONEST NOTE: Using an alias has helped me be more confident OOC, but I am a timid little bean for the most part. Hearing my voice means youโve reached top tier friendship with me tbh.
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no cap, mutuals only.ย
multis please specify a muse or Iโll leave it open for anyone.
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anonymous // ย Do you believe in soul mates?
โ No, I donโt think so. All relationships require some level of effort and compromise, and thereโs no magical force thatโs going to remove the need for those things. โ
โ Calling someone your soulmate is just a round-about way of saying that the relationship makes you happy. โ
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anonymous // ย Is there anything, any kind of message you would send to the world if you had their attention for an hour?
Itโs a good question, and one that requires quite a lot of thought on his part. There are many things he could say, ranging from trivial complaints to more serious global matters, but somehow none of the ideas seem to stick.
โ No. Thereโs nothing I could say that hasnโt already fallen on deaf ears, and I doubt anyone would feel particularly inclined to listen to me over anyone else who has come before. After all, having their attention doesnโt mean that I would also have their cooperation, and without that any message would be ignored.ย โ
โ ...I do apologise if that isnโt the noble answer you were hoping to get.ย โ
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the funniest shit in ace attorney is that franziska refers to edgeworth, who is seven years older than her, as her little brother. sheโs not confused in any way, itโs just a huge fuckin power move. sheโs really thirteen years old telling actual strangers that this clearly adult man is younger than her IN FRONT OF HIM and he has no comment. all i get from this is that franziska is a funny bitch and that edgeworth is a complete pushover
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tumblrโs formatting can suck my dick tbh.ย
I never have to use xkit, but now if I donโt Iโll have my starters randomly popping up and deleting all of my Aesthetique layout ????? whatever itโs doing, can it please sort its shit out before I go buckwild
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๐๐๐๐๐ผโ๐ฝ๐ผ๐
โIf I donโt believe in my clients, then whatโs the point of being a defense attorney? And itโs better than believing every single person who sets foot in the defendantโs booth is guilty. How can you be an attorney with so much distrust in humanity?โ
It was surreal how cocky this boy could be, yet have just as much experience as her. His inflated ego needed to come down by a few notches at least. Then again, this was exactly the type of attitude she would expect from someone studying under the โgreatโ Manfred von Karma. Mr. Grossberg was far from perfect, but he was a caring and supportive mentor, if not a little eccentric.
โA nearly perfect record doesnโt equal success if itโs all based on lies. And Iโm shocked that you admit that I have any credibility to you. You might want to keep your voice down, you wouldnโt want von Karma hearing you say that.โ
โ Humanity is capable of terrible things, deception included. Why should I believe that every defendant is innocent just because they tell me so?ยทโ
Anyone who could stand up and wholeheartedly believe whatever their client told them was being willfully ignorant, and they deserved to have their arguments publicly torn apart. The evidence did not lie, it couldnโt, and as long as Miles had that under control he was sure that he could find every defendant guilty and build up a flawless record of his own.
He would show Mia, Grossberg, and everyone else exactly what a great prosecutor was capable of!
โ I am von Karmaโs student, not his clone, and contrary to what you might think our opinions are allowed to differ. If he expected me to be nothing more than a mouthpiece, I doubt he would have provided a very effective pupillage.ยทโ
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โGood afternoon, Mr. Edgeworth.โ Considering that neither of them had actually stepped foot in the courtroom as a lead attorney, his pompous behavior was all the more aggravating to her. She had a deep mistrust for prosecutors after hearing all the horror stories from her boss about witness intimidation, forged evidence, and various other underhanded tactics.
โThank you for your concern, but thatโs a peculiar way to pronounce โsaving innocent people from jail.โ You sound exceptionally bitter this afternoon, did you finally realize that most of von Karmaโs convictions are won with illegal methods?โ
โ If you truly believe every client youโll take on will be innocent, you must be the most gullible attorney to ever pass the bar.ย โ
There was no upper hand to be gained from this spat. Both of them were on even ground in terms of courtroom experience, and while Miles believed himself to have been blessed with a significantly better mentor, there was no denying that Grossberg was respectable in his own right. Had he been on the side of the prosecution, he might have even been someone worthy of Milesโ respect.
And yet, as long as they remained on opposing sides of the courtroom, Miles would continue this verbal sparring until one of them admitted defeat and walked away.
Itโs not a surprise that her next jab is aimed at von Karma - ever since he first stepped foot in the world of law, heโs been surrounded by people sharing similar opinions. Forged evidence, forced confessions, witnesses reciting from a pre-prepared script... if it was illegal or immoral, heโd been accused of it.
( Not that anyone had ever been able to prove these accusations. )
โ Itโs only natural that someone as successful as von Karma will inspire quite a bit of jealousy from the masses. Why, youโd be hard pressed to find a prosecutor who hasnโt been accused of forgery at one point or another.ย โ
โ Unless you wish to shatter what little credibility you have, I suggest you give the rumour mill a wide berth.ย โ
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@kittenfeyย //ย โฅโd
โ Good afternoon, Ms. Fey. I didnโt expect to see you here.ย โ
Though they hadnโt met often, Miles always made an effort to keep tabs on the opposition. Even though Grossberg's understudy posed no threat to him, it never hurt to be prepared for the future when they would inevitably be pitted against one another. Every thought and observation was hidden behind his paper-thin veneer of practiced politeness, but he was sure even someone like Mia would be able to uncover his distaste for her and her work.
โ You look tired. Pardoning the guilty must really be running you ragged.ย โ
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Ace Attorney Investigations forces the player to return to the title screen when saving their game, making the process of saving more cumbersome and discouraging frequent saves. The game also gives the player a more generous health bar/features a lower penalty size than the main series, allowing the player to make a higher number of mistakes without getting a Game Over. The developers designed the game this way to encourage players to make more mistakes and take more penalties, specifically because watching Edgeworth fuck up is incredibly funny
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