let鈥檚 pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation
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like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
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We ask your questions so you don鈥檛 have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this
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Yesterday I was walking home when a pigeon looked at me with a certain purposeful contempt in its eyes. I looked deep within myself that day, to see whether its contempt was justified. I really looked deep. By no means am I free of flaws, but I think that despite there being some areas that need improvement, overall my nature is such that such contempt is clearly an over-reaction on the part of that bird.
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