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Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.
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me: yes i know gay villains are a dangerous trope
me when villains are straight: this is boring. who cares
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literally name anything ON EARTH funnier then this
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pumpkins: nice
those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice
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i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
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strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink
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