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you don’t know what you’re asking for.

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"Has my search reached its end? Was this the only way? After all these years… is this the answer I was hoping for?"

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y'shtola: we must needs put our heads together and solve this problem before the writers realise I'm not supposed to do anything this expansion. [gets pale]

alphinaud: ah... but pray tell, what if we used tactics to activate the device...?

alisaie: a good idea, but unfortunately short-sighted, brother. the device can't do that without the crystal.

thancred and urianger:

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heartbreaking: game has fully banked its catharsis on you having nostalgia for a years-old story beat that just didn't land for you when they did it the first time

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speaking of peeing the bed it's been long enough that i can tell this story publicly. in high school i went to a party at some house with no adults, as you sometimes would, and at the end of the night like 10 people all clonked out together in the same bed. fully clothed, one of those teenage moments where you're like wow heehee how rule-breaking, because sure a lot of our parents wouldn't like us sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other teenagers and no adult supervision blah blah. fond memories. anyway.

i'm an extremely light sleeper, so i barely slept, and sometime around 6 am, i woke up to a girl totally panicking, very quietly, because she peed the bed in her sleep. and listen. this wasn't a group of mean kids by any measure. but there's no level of kindness or understanding in the world that will make peeing the bed when you're 17, surrounded by people you only sort of know, a gentle blow.

so i sat up and she was like "oh my god" and I signaled at her to be absolutely silent and I said I'd be right back. And I crawled over everyone and out of the bed like a stupid cat.

and the thing is, by senior year i wasn't getting bullied much anymore. i was generally pretty well liked by my peers, but, if this makes sense, people still didn't always expect very much from me. i was still figuring out how to mask (autistic) and i still often said or did something that made everyone remember i'm weird and they'd just be like "well. that's story for you. i guess." and for the most part i'd become pretty secure in that.

so what i'm saying is i had nothing to lose and this girl had everything to lose.

so i went downstairs and i made tomato soup. and by "made" i mean i put a whole can of tomato soup in a too-small mug and microwaved it until it was lukewarm so as to be convincingly "made" but not so hot to burn someone.

and then i walked back upstairs, and no longer like a cat, i clumsily "attempted" to crawl back into bed, loudly lost my balance, and spilled tomato soup all over the girl and her lap and several other people's laps and heads and the mattress.

everyone woke up confused and anguished and i was like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just got really hungry and it's all i could find."

and everyone immediately accepted with absolutely no further questions that I would go downstairs, make tomato soup at 6 am,and bring it back to bed. everyone just begrudgingly climbed onto the floor and went back to sleep while I put the bedding right into the laundry.

i don't even know this girl's name. i only remembered this story recently because i'm in my hometown for a few months and recently a high school acquaintance said, "hey. do you remember spilling soup on everyone after prom? why did you do that?" and for a moment i genuinely did not and i stared at them completely dumbfounded while the memory loaded and then i started laughing too hard to answer for 2 minutes.

the best part is i can tell this story, and even if it reaches the people who were there, none of them will know which one of them peed the bed. thanks to tomato soup.

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this is specifically after that poe quest

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When a new player finishes their Deltarune playthrough for the first time, Tony Fox throws a dart at the wall to decide whether they will become a Tenna spamton Spamtenna mettatenna yaoi whatever the fuck poster, A Wingdings Gaster Goner Depths Device Angel lorehead poster, A theorist who extrapolates the secrets of the game based off how many days How To Draw Dragons has been overdue poster, A cool art and/or character analysis enjoyer poster, or like. A normal fan. And you can't choose which one you are

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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GUARDIAN

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gift for someone special

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gift for @anchovy-attack-survivor <3

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thinking about what is and what isn't allowed in frame with reference ecosystems in prairie restoration

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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

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little animations