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Sammie is the angel on Smoke's shoulder... While Remmick is the devil on Stack's...

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Sammie having to pin Remmick down so that Sammie can file his fangs.

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Remmick could've said "i will taste you, and you're gonna be mine after I'm done with you" in the movie and that would still fit snugly with his fucking canon wedding vow monologue!!!

Still can't believe he belted all that in the movie...

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Remmick headcanons of various types part 1 (including general Sinners vampire ones)

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• Remmick cannot digest anything that isn't human blood. Any matter that enters his mouth and goes to his stomach that isn't human blood needs to be vomitted up much like an owl pellet.

• The longer non-human blood remains in his stomach, the more it causes poisoning-like symptoms such as stomach cramping, malaise, and nausea. Neglible amounts of matter can accumulate over time and can be ejected easily.

• The further from human blood, the more the meal consists of waste products he cannot digest and will make him sick. Human food is almost entirely poisonous in this way. Foods that constitute mostly blood as an ingredient can be tolerated in his body a little longer.

• Vampires can die by proxy of starvation. When without a blood meal for long enough they become lethargic, exhausted, weak and eventually catatonic. This unresponsiveness makes them vulnerable to being killed by humans if found, or sunlight if exposed

• Remmick has 'scavenged' animals for blood to retain consciousness until he finds a human meal. It does not give him strength nor give him vitality like food would, it just staves off complete starvation. He would not use animal blood unless he had literally no other choice

• Remmick does not need to eat blood every day, he has a slower metabolism than mammals and is more akin to reptilian metabolism.

• He can drink an entire human bodies blood capacity but it takes hours of feeding and digesting. The faster he does this the more he is exhausted and encumbered by the blood meal, like a predator after an enormous meal.

• Being overfed is similar to being blood drunk, which leads to laziness to promote digestion

• If found in such a state, Remmick can eject/vomit entire or partial of his stomach contents of blood meal to regain some agility for escape

• Remmick as a vampire is not operating on human rules on a cognitive level. He cannot be motivated to engage in behaviour that contradicts his own survival and desires as a vampire.

• He cannot through appeals to empathy be convinced to not hunt; to not lie; to not manipulate. He is categorically unable to engage with things that are antithetical to what he is on an essential, direct level.

• Asking him not to lie or manipulate is demanding he doesn't use survival behaviour. It is the same as asking a tiger not to stalk in tall grass, or asking a gazelle not to flee. These are his direct survival skills to persist and prolong his own life. They are deeply ingrained instinct that doesn't actually require morality or empathy at all

• He can be convinced to engage in behaviour that leads to a desired outcome for him. Through direct negative and positive reinforcement. But this must be consistent and predictable for him to commit to this contract.

• The moment anything threatens his own agenda, he has no qualms to instantly change his mind and act accordingly.

• Pain and damage are things he feels, and they cause him stress. But if totally alone, his reaction is to hide and recover. Like any predator, open suffering invites predation from other predators. He will also act up suffering to manipulate prey

• Like an animal, he will become stressed by direct or indirect restraint on his freedom. He will maul himself and break bones to directly escape captivity or bondage -- unless he can presume he will die as a consequence

• He does not need to breathe and can remain under water indefinitely.

• Ambush hunting via water is as successful a strategy as other locations for ambush

• He however cannot ambush hunt unless near human prey and it is historically more proactive to ingratiate into a community and blend in

• He can be tortured by submersion or burial only if he is physically trapped from escaping - and/or is forcefully made to inhale/swallow what he's submerged in.

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HULK HOGAN We Comin’ for YOU…NIGGGA!!! 🤣

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stack and remmick give off the same vibes as aang and sokka

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remmick:

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more sammie telling remmick off even though he want that cookie just as bad but just likes seeing remmick in anguish

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Sammie sighs. “Come up here.”

Remmick raises an eyebrow, the most human he’s looked all night. Maybe the entire time Sammie’s known him, months now. He actually seems hesitant, like he’s wondering whether he’s the one being tricked.

“Sammie?” He says, sheepishly, like he isn’t the wolf.

“You’re tryin’ me, man.”

Remmick crawls onto the bed.

Much Obliged

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i’m assembling a team (it’s just me and my thoughts about cook and sammie)

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I did a “Draw this in your style” because I love what this artist did @hatethysinner Remmick was a naughty boy 😌 @thlaylisden

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remmick in a muzzle bc im abt to finish my pearl!fic that'll feature it...

PITBULL//TERRIER here you go moot..my hand slipped.

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I really do not like seeing america creating hoaxes about iran or north korea or russia potentially nuking them when it is the only country in the world to have dropped the atomic bomb

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fighting the urge to always know why

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Just dazed him enough to erase his memory and make him think we share things as husband and wife

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Stack and Smoke pimping Remmick out for a 1.50 a pop