jukeswithscythes

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Last day of May!!!

I have no idea where I found this but I’ve had it on my camera for like 9 months

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Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1

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Otamashimai

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They found molecules on an exoplanet that on Earth are only created by life

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pictured: nerd to nerd friendship

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I think I can comfortably say that I am the only person on the planet who has drawn a Wonderbread manatee.

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hey man i think it's dead

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Oh fuck, I thought this was my cat for a second. Crazy.

Making it real fucking hard to finish making the bed my guy

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I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie

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This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

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easily one of my favourite tweets of all time