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{this user pours the soda out and eats the can}
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mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s
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coming out of my cage and ive been doing just
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{This user is wow same}
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{This user is currently inserting a melon baller into donald trumps horse fursona’s throbbing meatpole}
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{This user would accept a ring pop as a proposal if it was blue raspberry}
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{this user once drank a tube of glitter glue and met god}
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*attempts to log into bank account*
To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”
types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”
*i view my account balance of $4.47*
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We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.
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The best video ever posted on the internet is the scene from american psycho where they’re comparing business cards but someone edited it so they’re comparing like ridiculous forum signatures
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