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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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Rupaul when I trespass on his oil fracking land

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oh we're really in it now arent we boy gagged and tied to pole in a shibari style with a camera on a tripod pointed at you

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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

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I like this witch cat finding game, very cute. However I think it would be improved if it was instead about a detective with a severe substance addiction who is supposed to somehow solve a murder

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happy #yaoiday, here's kenta playing his favorite instrument 💚🐉

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@deez-nuts-sixty-nine

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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I LOVE COMPLEX DATED ADVERBS. Wherein. Heretofore. Thereon. Hereunto. Whereof. Hitherward. Hereinafter. How can you look at these words and not lose your mind. They're insane. I think I'm in love.

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okay now I'm trying to think up a dedication for the book

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I had to have someone tell me that I can’t keep sending gift baskets as a panic response

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.