Julia▫️she/her▫️late-20s▫️German▫️I like making crack edits ✌
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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you
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The Covent Garden station spiral staircase, Covent Garden, London, UK
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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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Adam Showdown (Adam Off) - Round 1
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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL
our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much
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Adam, der im nächsten Tatort eine andere Hose trägt weil selbst nach dem Waschen noch winzige Spuren von Leos Blut auf seiner Jeans sichtbar waren und ihm schlecht wurde, wenn er sie auch nur angefasst hat.
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traditional chinese firework huohu火壶 by 江寻千
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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Also to be clear if you put the new Harry Potter show on my dashboard I will be unfollowing and probably blocking you. JK Rowling is responsible for the death and pain of too many trans people to count in my country and I cannot tolerate her new way of trying to gain cultural and financial power in any way shape or form.
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