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FREAKS !

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this might be controversial but…

I FUCKING HATE VOGLER SO MUCH HOLY SHIT I WANT TO RIP HIS THROAT OUT AND EAT IT IN FRONT OF HIM WHILST HE’S STILL ALIVE I WANT TO MAKE HIM SUFFER AND CRY AND SHIT HIS PANTS RAHHHHHH

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I love how Wilson said “I don’t sleep with married men,” because now my mind is here like “but you do sleep with men, right?”

Anyways, I hope you are all having a wonderful day! Xx

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It’s all “I can fix him” this and “I could help him” that. No babe, he would break you psychologically whilst doing the worm over your grave.

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im in love w insane women who are in charge of their little army of also insane doctors (lisa cuddy) <333

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It’s really funny when Wilson lies to House because House will always. Always catch him in that lie and is determined to stalk him to get to the bottom of whatever Wilson is hiding from him because he’s so fucking Wilson obsessed. But the worst thing about it is that Wilson knows this yet continues to lie to him anyway, then pretends to be shocked when House crosses the 50th imaginary line between them. They’re both freaks is what I’m saying

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house m.d is about many things: a hospital, a church, a hivemind, a doomsday cult, a dysfunctional family, a sinking ship

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house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.

a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:

- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions

- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies

- chase kills an african dictator

- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient

- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.

- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots

- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest

- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.

- kutner dies for gay marriage

- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles

- house gets recruited by the cia

- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer

- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses

- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain

- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people

- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.

- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.

- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out

- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)

- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live

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still baffled by a post I saw complaining that there was too much pissing on house md. none of you can handle good media.

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amber you deserved to be more than just a plot point that served a male character's development. baby i'm so fucking sorry.

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House getting called a homewrecker by one of Wilson’s ex wives is honestly the icing on the cake

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On Eric Foreman and Remy "Thirteen" Hadley

5x11 "Joy to the World", Virginia Woolf // 5x13 "Big Baby", what does love mean? by Ladan Lashkari, 5x20 "Simple Explanation" // 5x10 "Let Them Eat Cake", Foundry by Mikko Harvey // 6x03 "Epic Fail" // 6x05 "Instant Karma", The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde // 5x20 "Simple Explanation", P.S. I Still Love You by Jenny Han

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House M.D. | 5x02 Not Cancer

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rewatching the dominatrix chase whatever episode 😻😻

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NORMAL RELATIONSHIP

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my wettest cat