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Came across this image in an old French film magazine and I'm really amused by the idea of Greta Garbo joining the Marx Brothers

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STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE - S1E21 Detained

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Star Trek commission. Scotty in his dress uniform :)

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I was reading earlier today about how, in Scandinavian folklore, the nomenclature that's usually rendered as "ring" in modern English can variously refer to bracelets, armlets, or torcs as well as to finger rings. It's usually clear from context which is intended, though there are some legendary "rings" whose form is not specified in surviving accounts.

This ambiguity is, of course, not present in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings; though the work and its titular object are inspired by these sagas, the One Ring is clearly described as a finger ring. However, my brain has seized upon the finger-ring-or-bracelet ambiguity and spontaneously produced an anachronistic 1990s teen movie version of The Lord of the Rings in which the One "Ring" is a cursed slap bracelet.

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Kumquat STUNS in exclusive new pics!

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leave his hard boiled eggs alone

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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unironically had the thought "youtube poop is basically duchamp's fountain" while brushing my teeth

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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did trilobites walked among flowering plants

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lab rats

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Today I gift you: lesbian academy era Spirk! Tomorrow? Who knows.

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I am the artist. Do not repost and do not share without credit to my profile. Thank you.

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🫶 my Her 🫶

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These two have so much in common

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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy