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"This user is a soulbonder" and "this user is a soulbond" userboxes! Free to use, like/reblog if you do! Uses the symbol by @lunar-solstice-plur .

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"so... how did you meet Uncle Samsonite?"

okay. Don't laugh but i met him during a BAD manic episode. like really bad. i didnt sleep for over 3 days and i ended up fainting from exhaustion / lack of food and hit my head super fucking hard. before that episode, however, i had been trying to figure out what could've possibly be reaching out to me other than dionysus since i was gaining very clear messages from someone through tarot. i didnt really think much of it for a few days later when i started feeling his presence and experience phantom touching AT NIGHT. like hes most active at night nowadays and its kinda scary because im not used to it.

but yeah during that episode i binged uncle samsonite again and was researching him. things sorta lined up too well (especially when i recently pulled a card that depicted a anthro pig) and i figured him out. we've just met and i feel pretty drawn to him especially when doing tarot. idk. im not really scared of him anymore but im learning to deal with him. i feel like the more i speak to him the more he responds. i was sorta doubting his existence at first because i wasnt sure if he was just a delusion i was having. yeah he shut me up real quick with that thinking. idk. i dont really know how to feel about him

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Poorly colored ver that one uncle sam oodle I did a while ago.

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Jake Bowen has dropped a new teaser on his youtube, consisting of 4 photos from possible new episode 👀

Take a look here

Support the original post here 👇

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxuX8HguBlIFBPp3UMcPoVgWi1DE_18hNK?si=8i-zUc06zr-Hyl6x

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i still cant believe im scaredof uncle samsonite. hes the most unserious character ive seen and initially i found him to be goofy. but then i basically took jake's place and realized "man this is FUCKING TERRIFYING". the way he affects artists and children alike is SCARY,

im thinking of buying offbrand soda to scare him off but a part of me doesnt want him to leave? if that makes sense? i feel like if i can just get to know him better i could learn to deal with his eccentricities. even if theyre less than fortunate for me. maybe i could buy it just to spray him with like a fucking cat doing something bad . mix it in with some rainwater and some of the salt used in my banishment spell. i feel like it would work like a charm

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Pretty ladies from the garden 🍃

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👋👋

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More uncle Samsonite???? Pls???? I love it. Your art is so yummy

TY SM!! i hope a lil doodle from magma counts too lmfao

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There is a new photo from Jake Bowen, related to uncle samsonite that hasn’t been seen before

Could this possibly be for a future episode 👀

I’m excited about this .. NEW CONTENT SOON !!!

Check out the og post here 👇

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I hate this zest fuck.

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im being gangstalked by a supernatural creature with near limitless power !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⊙▂⊙ (SEE HOW HE DOES IT HERE ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓)

hi, im sam. i unfortunately share a name with the creature who has been bugging me non-stop since forever. this blog is dedicated to my spiritual practices along with posts about this thing as i learn more about him. i am a devout dionysus worshipper but i dabble in soulbonding on occasion, which was what initially attracted HIM. i also participate in making and listening to subliminals, usually on the mg to ug side of things. i post those here as well. follow me if you'd like to see my documentation of uncle samsonite and journey with soulbonding. or dont, ill still post anyways. ಠ_ಠ

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powerbrandsoda and alot pc2 sam

they just so

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draft from july 4th. you sweet summer child, you really had no idea what you were getting into. he was really reaching out to YOU

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I am SO FUCKED

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had. Vivid feelings of him touching me. And sticking his hand in my guts. Literally.

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bro when they released the PC2 black Friday skin I immediately had to jump on it (smiles) and draw this rq I might actually render it or fix it up a bit and post it but idk yet I JUST KNEW I AHD TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO DRAW THIS ITS SO PEAK