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I'm going for a look that's confident but also screams HELP ME

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sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems

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it’s talking heads kermit friday

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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oooogh

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

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It is what it is *throws up*

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"life doesn't end when-" life has ended a billion times for me, you guys just don't suffer like I suffer

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i need a job at the making characters factory

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weed will have you saying shit like Wow

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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im not tired of dog metaphors in writing but i do think they could be more sexual

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do u guys like my beautiful werewolf man

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task manager kill this man

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die