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Orgasmic getaway sex toy giveaway — $1,500 grand prize, 80+ prizes!
Embark on a pleasure vacation 🌴🌊 with the largest sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done, featuring 80+ prizes and a grand prize package worth over $1,500!
Get away from it all — with orgasms. 🍹
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Giveaway ends 11/5.
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The Full Collection of Pride Pun t-shirt designs to date
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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.
Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.
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SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM
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This kid hopped right into my shoe and proceeded to angrily sing to me when I picked it up.
I have never met such a talkative toad! Usually they just pee on me.
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