juneookami

[juneookami]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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Listen, buddy, the sooner you realize I can’t be killed with any weapon made upon this world, the sooner we can be friends :)

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i visited my mother in her lab a few days ago and took photos of these signs lmao

(the second sign hangs on the door to her office and it apparently successfully deters people who don't have important business since they just go away after seeing it without bothering to read the caption in english lol)

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

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fuck it, Toshiro Mifune fancam set to Kate Bush

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Three beasts, born under a rainbow wing

Happy pride! Feel free to use these as icons.

[Commissions open, DM me to inquire or order directly from my ko-fi!]

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team bonding

inspired by

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Everyone wants a taste of Zoey, damn 🥴 (I'm everyone btw)

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fat vaporeon

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System Collapse thought: MB keeps going on about how weird it is that Three only seeks out nonfiction education modules but like... buddy...

MB literally hacked its own governor module and quickly reached for something, anything, as a mental escape while it continued to physically pretend nothing was wrong. Three was given an educational file ending in the hacking codes, and then immediate freedom along with a job and responsibilities it could say no to

Like, the thing that gave MB context for its own existence was fiction, while the thing that gave Three that context was truth. Of course it's going be hungry for more truth

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back to ruin 2 more songs

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The Blues Brothers (1980)

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This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.

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POV: Before Bobby walks in.

Inspired by @starfallvoid's drawing.