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If you want money for doing nothing then sign up. You make money online by signing others up and playing apps

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shoutout to people who were weirdly obsessed with pirates as kids bc they represented a place where people who didn’t belong anywhere else could go and now are having that obsession revived with the gay pirate show

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You can only reblog this today.

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B Dylan Hollis greatest one liners warning NFSW

🤣🤣🤣

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“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

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American movie be like

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Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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Lmfao I think the video just cut at 11 hp cause that snorlax is level 45 in the game and that Oshawott is level 9. XD

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Have you never seen the original? It was like a UWU text thread between someone and Obama. Obama was not UWU but the OP was.

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If joke this is hilarious. If not a “succulent” is a type of plant. Many plants fall into the succulent category. They are most known for being thick and having a fluid like substance in them. Such as Aloe Vera.

me as a succulent owner: i must NOT eat, these plants are friends

brain, slavering: cronch… want to CROMCH….

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Out of Touch

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Encanto Spoilers

Encanto Facts:

Bruno left after Mirabel's ceremony when she was 5

Camilo is also 15 in the movie, so he ALSO hasn't seen Bruno since he was 5

He should only know as much about Bruno as Mirabel given no one will talk about him

Camilo's description of him includes rats, which would have no reason to be part of Bruno's characterization until after he started living in the walls

Seven feet would be a pretty typical amount for a small child to remember someone taller than them being years later

Bruno's good at unintentionally looming creepily in the dark

Bruno gets all his food by stealing from the kitchen

Conclusion:

Camilo snuck into the kitchen once at night for a late-night snack, Bruno and his rats were stealing food, he says Camilo's name in surprise, Camilo passes tf out

🎵Seven foot frame, rats along his back, when he calls your name it all fades to black🎶

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Because tumblr staff want to keep tumblr in the IOS store they got rid of nudity and blocked hella different tags.

I legit think Tumblr should just be removed from the ios store so we can get titty n cock back. It's a sacrifice that I'm willing to make

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something about the wave of Alfred Molina thirst makes me think of that "Everyone is Beautiful and No One is Horny" essay. shan't elaborate right now but give me a moment.

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Source

Video of Tama

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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes