juniperscholar

[juniperscholar]

.

[juniperscholar]

Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

[juniperscholar]

Oh my god

[juniperscholar]

If hell exists, he’s going there and I’m…coming with him. 🙃

[juniperscholar]

Confessions of a Swapper by Donald Clemens Dr. Guenter Klow Library GK 39, 1972 Cover by Bill Ward

[juniperscholar]

MILDRED?????

[juniperscholar]

in which the two authors act like unemployed friends on a Tuesday

Deep and Surface Anaphora by Jorge Hankamer and Ivan Sag

[juniperscholar]

I apologize for the delay in responding to your email, at some point recently when I wasn't paying attention I seem to have completely and utterly lost my mind

[juniperscholar]

fun fact: 

the number of stripes on a businessman’s tie are inversely correlated with their power level. if a businessman has a tie with several thin stripes, you should have no problem defeating them, but they don’t drop much loot so they might not be worth the hp. if you really want a challenge, go after the ones with just a few thick stripes.

[juniperscholar]

In 1808 one of the few instances of martial law was declared in Australia, after the military overthrew the government in response to news that they would no longer be paid in alcohol.

The military junta ruled the colony for 6 months, with their main impact being the opening of 90 new liquor stores.

[juniperscholar]

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[juniperscholar]

disabled people who do not directly "contribute" to society and need large amounts of care and resources to survive deserve not only to survive but to have comfort, stability, and fun within their lives while they do. no compromises.

[juniperscholar]

ive seen ppl using /gen, but what abt /nom, /voc, /acc, /dat and /abl?

[juniperscholar]

Have I ever shown you guys these weird late 80s Soviet Lord Of The Rings illustrations?

They were made by Sergei Iukhimov, who’s virtually unknown otherwise.

[juniperscholar]

[juniperscholar]

Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me