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(AH. AH. AH. AH.) (DYING. GOING TO.)

(THIS IS ZIR FAULT.)

AH! AHHH! STOP KICKING ME! WE'RE BOTH GOING TO FALL!

GOOD! CURSE YOU, BURN! BURN AND DIE!!!

Siffrin! Please, stop! You're going to die!

GRRAAGH! AGGHH! KILL! KILL!

Hi, I am. Director 2. You cannot. Overkill. That's my job.

Hey! You stole my job!

Kindling #51. Question. 1. Where are.

Forge??? Yeah????

.............Is correct?

YES. YES YES YES YES YES YES IT IS!!!!!!!

Okay. 2.

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Maybe try to ask Loop what's happening?

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(Quietly, you ask with a whisper...)

[Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn.] [I HAVE NO BLINDING CLUE WHAT IS HAPPENING.]

(YOU REGRET ASKING!!!) (THAT'S THE WORST ANSWER THEY COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU!!!!!!)

[DAWN DUSK IS BURNING STILL!] [GET YOUR BLINDING HEAD IN THE GAME.] [DO SOMETHING!]

(WAIT, DUSK IS ALIVE?!!)

[YES, THEIR DUMBASS IS STILL ALIVE] [I BLINDING REPEAT, DO!!!! SOMETHING!!!!]

Ah-AH! Director! You have to remove Dusk from the game, they're not the one you want!

TRAGEDY, I'M A BIT TIED UP RIGHT NOW! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

I am god. I am the game host. I am. Director 2.

You. Kiln. Me. Host. 2. Now.

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HII NEW HOST!!!!

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HI. I'm Director 2! i'm your new host! I'm Director 2!

WHAT IS THIS FREAK! GET IT OUT OF HERE, I'M SCARED!

What's that smell-

AH! CHILD! AH! AH! CHILD! BAD! NO!

A-

Oh, stars, what'd-

ANOTHER ONE?! CHILD 2?! NOT ON MY WATCH!

A-

Children gone now. This game is rated PG 13. I AM HAPPY NOW!

Where'd they go? What'd you do?!

I DON'T KNOW??? I'M KIND OF CONCERNED????

(HUH?! THE DIR-)

(No, this is stupid.) (This is all stupid.) (You're getting caught up in their performance.)

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Hey, director... is this in the script? Aren't you the game host??

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Uhm. I don't think I'm the host anymore, I'm a contestant! Hahaha!!!

I'm the host now!

WHAT THE BLINDING STARS IS THAT?!?!??

I'm the new Director! The Director 2.

(OH, STARS NO.)

There's two of them now???

Oh, Change.

This is my nightmare.

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DIRECTOR WHERE IS DUSK

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Director, where is dusk?!

Dusk? Who's that?

You know who! Where is he?

Silly! If you were watching the show, you'd know he's in the kiln!

That's very visibly a forge.

It is? It's not a kiln? I got it wrong?

(!?!??!)

Haha! I'm burning!

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ARMORY. NOW.

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(In a whirlwind of motion, you find yourself at the armory door.)

(You.) (Collapse against the door.)

(Dusk needs you.) (He's never burned before.) (If you don't do something, he will.)

(If you don't...) (...)

(But you can't move.) (You need to do something!) (He's in there right now!!!!) (MOVE!!!!)

(STARS, HE'S DYING IN THERE!) (YOU HAVE TO ACT!) (YOU'RE KILLING HIM BY DOING NOTHING!)

-Frin! Siffrin, what's happening?

I-

(What can you even say?) (That your duplicate is in a kiln?) (Hahaha, it's so absurd!) (It's all nonsense!)

...Siffrin? You need to talk. We can't help if we don't know what's wrong.

I think he needs help getting in?

(Weakly, you nod.) (That is one of your problems.)

(Gently, Isabeau moves you to the side.) (He backs up, giving himself plenty of space.) (Then, he rushes forward and-!)

THUNK!

(ISABEAU SLAMMED THE DOOR OPEN!)

Hey! Hey now! That was unnecessary, that door was already unlocked. Do you know how much these doors cost?!

...Because I don't know either! This isn't one of those price games.

What... the...

Siffrin, how'd you know the Director was over here?

(You can't explain!) (YOU CAN'T!!!!)

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Closet #2?

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Hm. Cutlery. I don't know what I was expecting.

I bet we could use these. Have you ever hit anyone with a plate before?

Pfft, no, I have not. Have you?

Nope, but I bet it'd make for some good projectiles.

(These plates... they're the same the Director used.) (...)

[Hey! Hey, it's me, Loop! I'm in your brain, again!]

(You jump, but you should be expecting it.) (Loop has been too chatty lately.)

[Dawn, I'm so happy you're enjoying your time with your party, but there's something more pressing we need to talk about!!!!!]

(Oh stars, dusk died again?)

[HA! Haha, worse!] [You need to hurry.] [Straight to the armory.]

(Uh...) (Oh no.) (OH NO.)

Huh? What's wrong, Siffrin? You-

(You run ahead, not wasting any time.) (That idiot, that stupid star blazing idiot!) (You told them not to go!)

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Look around, maybe you can find something useful

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(Mirabelle goes to check the closet.)

It's a bunch of board games. Nothing useful here.

What kind of games?

Oh! Nothing interesting, just, a Craft game, a fishing game and checkers.

(Checkers...) (Grr.)

Fishing game?! I love fish, I want to fish!? Can I fish??? Fish!

Every game needs a fishing game. It's the rules. That I just made up.

Understood. I'll never forget this.

Uh, no, sorry. We can't be playing board games while we're in the Labyrinth. That'd be ridiculous.

(If only she knew.)

Actually, I think it'd be a good idea, Mira. Have the kids play while we're dealing with the Director.

Great idea, Isabeau. It seems they'll be excluded from our matches against the Director. That would get boring.

You don't even know the half of it! I feel like I get so bored, my brain is going to ooze all over the place! And that'd be GROSS!

What?! Lulu, you were only bored because you didn't want to play with me! That's your own crabbing fault, you were bored.

BUT CAPTAIN, KILLING THE DIRECTOR IS SO BOOOOORING!

No, it's not! You didn't even give it a try!

Hey, hey, no fighting. We've got you a new game. Enjoy your fish.

YAY! I can't wait to eat it!

LUPUS, NO.

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Oh no, them again. (Text Skip)

(Checkers... your greatest foe.) (You really need to find a way to streamline this.) (You're tired of these tiny shenanigans.)

(Maybe if you-)

Siffrin, hey, are you there?

H-Huh?

(Oops, did you miss your cue?)

Were you spacing out again?

How concerning.

Oh, uh, I'm fine! But what's happening?

The Director vanished.

Technical Difficulties One Moment Please!

Sorry, my esteemed actors, duty calls for me elsewhere. We'll play again soon, I promise!

Don't miss me too much! Oh, stop your tears, I won't be that long!

What? No one would ever cry for you, Director.

The only tears I'll shed, are that I'm not the one who'll kill you.

YEAH! I'M GOING TO BAWL MY EYES OUT OVER IT! HAHAAH!

I won't stand here and be bullied by children. I shall vanish and be bullied from afar instead, farewell!

(Aaaand they're gone.) (What's that about?) (They removed the date, and now the checkers?) (There won't be any games at this point!)

(ERR, not that you're complaining!) (It's just, odd!) (And weird.) (And boring.)

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Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

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his show is called TV TIME and one of the questions he asks on it is literally "what time is it" and there isn't a single "tenna clock" joke

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aaaaaand post

we’re all on the same page that dess is thge knight right. i love dess i think she deserves this after surviving the horrors

i drew this while very sleep deprived i hope you like this tumblr teehee

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i know it's not actually a Bit but one of the funniest bits in overkill is how the party is so committed to respecting the "all" part of the director's pronouns. like using neopronouns and whatnot. they don't need to do that but they do anyway. and it makes loop only ever using he/they for the director because they're isat siffrin even more obvious and interesting.

it's all very "what are your pronouns so i can accurately talk shit about you" and such. and it's really funny.

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