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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
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dealing with people who are spacing out
DON’T: -hit them -yell at them -wave in their face in excess
DO: -say their name once or twice -tap them gently and if they don’t respond, -wait patiently for them to snap back into reality
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I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here
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whotever… im donot have to listen to anybody

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You are in a state of constant change, one bad moment does not define you
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My personal favorites from Scottish Twitter
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Nine day old Teddy Guinea Pig, wheeking up a storm. 😀 Turn up your volume for this little guy. He would hate for,you to miss his tuneful wheek. Lol.
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