juno-toaster

[juno-toaster]

Oh to be a young American boy in the 50s, living out your days in an iron lung, your dad bringing you jujubees every Sunday until you die from polio at the age of 5

[juno-toaster]

Let's play 2 truths and a lie:

1. I've committed first degree murder

2. I've committed second degree murder

3. I've committed third degree murder

[juno-toaster]

Early biologists met me and described me as "a stinkey little creacher, ugly and despicable thing"

Early biologists met me and described me as “a fearsome and savage beast”

[juno-toaster]

someone come and hit me hard enough that I become very very good at piano or something