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on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready
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I DREW THIS FELLA AT WORK TODAY. THOUGHT MAYBE TUMBLR WOULD ENJOY HIM.
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Being an academic alter who is good at their job is a one way ticket to the utter admiration and praise of your entire system. And they better be thankful, I got us all A’s this semester while working and doing more than full time credit hours!
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does anyone have any more posts in this style? I'm making a collection
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Goddamn systok has no whimsy. "Don't do this, this is bad for treatment!", "Don't do that, that's not a good thing!" And then it's something that can feel very personal to someone, and honestly isn't bad at all. Like holy shit, I'm convinced half the systems on there just hate their systems. I actually cannot catch a break there?? Like, doing these behaviours isn't bad, it's not going to stop healing, chill out brother.
(Not to mention, I'm like the only publicly pro endo person on there anyway, actually walking through a minefield with that one)
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bitch with DID said they didn’t quite feel like themselves and i said oh im sure
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Some of us just come pre-labeled idk man lol
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HALT

*sniff sniff*

yep your a fruity fruit loop
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no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve
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Plural culture is trying to explain to people why you sometimes have certain skills and memories while other times you don't.
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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
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