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Season 4 of The Umbrella Academy got me like

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jon snow: im a bastard. everyone hates me. i want to die. and im 14

tyrion for some fucking reason:

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

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the catelyn / jon / theon dynamic drives me insane because none of them can fucking stand each other but the one thing they can agree on is that they would all die for robb stark.

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Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

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Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

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Thanks for the important lesson Phoenix

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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I’m just going to leave this here

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I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH

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me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject

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Eh what the hell, happy Hyena Monday everyone

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i know i dont go here that often but take these pollys

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?