Dream!sans CEO ✨ // it/its + key/kyr + ae/aer // 19
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moral ocd will convince you that if you eat, you're personally starving and killing people
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had a dream i lost a silver necklace and i get a text from this guy asking if its valuable and I reply no, just sentimental, and he replies back to me with a video of him giving the necklace to a large scarab who immediately buried it in the desert
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Not to panic and not to alarm but this is my calendar for the next two months

How cooked are we :( (orange line is when I start working daily instead of only weekends, red is exams, blue is projects, green is... More exams but worse, black is my annotations for how I should do all that)
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Dream ABSOLUTELY has OCD
dream would have moral ocd. end post
#...and AvPD; and if you allow me to reach all the way; either covert NPD or HPD like a mutual of mine said#That last part is more of an interpretation bc come on; being told that the fate of the balance and Everyone is in your hands#It Fucks You Up 👍#Those are my headcanons
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i think it would be funny if alphys teased him for his accent



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i always underestimate just how many people on tumblr are blogging from work. very beautiful. very powerful.
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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker
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still not over how much I love this
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Today I learned that the space between comic panels is called the gutter lol
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"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german
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