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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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would you also draw me If I asked you

Of course

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every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i am not gentle or kind. i buy perfume that smells like wolves

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Top 4 krusielle all time past & future

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

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Ough... <- is expecting So Many Emails

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“Don’t hate therians!!! They’re just kids being kids!! They’re having fun!!” I am not a child and I can assure you that I’m not having fun

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“Don’t hate therians!!! They’re just kids being kids!! They’re having fun!!” I am not a child and I can assure you that I’m not having fun

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“Don’t hate therians!!! They’re just kids being kids!! They’re having fun!!” I am not a child and I can assure you that I’m not having fun

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Sniffing the spiked bracelets someone gave me to tell if they're real leather with a coating or just plastic all the way through like a truffle hog for faggotry

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your email found me unwell