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Of course I watch criminal minds for the plot!

...the homoerotic jemily subtext plot, that is.

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you aren’t alone at the table anymore, vanya.

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Who’s your favorite unsub and why is it Megan Kane?

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Morgan, trying to impress women at a bar: my middle name is danger ;).

Reid: I thought your middle name was Robert..?

Morgan, softly: Spencer, we talked about this.

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Hotch: Agent Rossi, you can’t ride that in here!

Rossi, sitting in the middle of the BAU on an ATV: Yes I can, it’s all terrain, dummy!

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I’m a very simple woman, I see anything about Jennifer Jareau and I ✨pass out✨

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Male Unsubs: one time my female teacher in the first grade told me I said my alphabets wrong, so I’ve decided not only are all women trash, I’m going to brutally murder every single black haired woman that even somewhat resembles her.

Female Unsubs: I kill the people who’ve sexually assaulted me & other women.

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Prentiss: I swing both ways.

Morgan: oh wow, I’m so proud of you for trusting me enough to-

Prentiss: with a bat. Violently.

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the bau, ladies and gentleman

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emily: *gets hit by a car*

passerby: arE YOU OKAY????

emily: please..i need.. my phone

*opens ‘BAU BADDIES!’ groupchat

emily: LMFAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT??!?

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pov: you’re me starting this blog bc my love for JJ is undying