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PAUL RUDD IS JAMES RANSONES AND BILL HADERS LOVE CHILD

YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND

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two bros chillin in a hammock, 0 feet apart cuz they’re gay

(speedpaint)

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while I really don't see a conventional settling down for them, I do sometimes think of Boreo being together in their early forties and Boris is off doing business and finds this street kid and takes him home after the kid tried to like pickpocket him. (He's ballsy, stupid but ballsy, like us yes Potter?)And first Theo puts on his bitchiest demeanor and is like, I think Pippa and her husband are really into charity actually but then this dirty kid in his broken English actually reminds him so much of Boris (and also a bit of Popchik and also maybe a bit of him showing up on Hobie's door, getting off his first coke high) that Theo is actually like, oh no, he's ours now. Cue them being the weirdest parents in existence (Pippa might pop in occasionally just to make sure, okay) like giving the boy advice on where and when it's safe to try drugs or drink (don't drive drunk says Boris, unless you have money to pay for driver. No, says Theo, just don't drive drunk, Boris, please) and Boris is like, ofc he has a knife! what If someone attacks him, honestly! But there's always food in the fridge and a clean bed and a person to talk to when it gets hard to remember your past.

And of course, maybe Theo has a minor freak out and takes out like ten books on sexuality and discovering your sexuality and sits the kid down for a forty five minute talk (with a power point that Kitsey and or Pippa helped with) about how it's okay to not just like girls or like them at all, and he uses every term he found in the books, and the point is he will always be accepted here.

to which the kid goes, uhh....I know you two...are homosexuals....yes. And Boris is hysterically laughing in the kitchen.

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the boris and theo instagram truth

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does anyone ever think about how boris told theo that xandra let him sleep in her bed and watch tv after she allowed him back in the house post-theo leaving. and how boris often embellishes and straight up lies to cover up uncomfortable truths. and that the uncomfortable truth here is probably that boris went straight for theo’s cold, dark bedroom and collapsed in the bed that he’s slept in hundreds of times, but never like this, never alone. how the sheets still smell like theo, are still covered in popchyk’s fur, and all it does is remind boris that the two things he cared about most in the world are long gone.

the uncomfortable truth is that boris stares at theo’s dirty tshirts rumpled on the floor, the clothes still hanging in the closet, the loose change and empty beer cans and school supplies strewn everywhere and it hits him like a punch to the gut that staying in this house means living with the ghost of the boy he loved. this liminal space where theo exists, and doesn’t. that every day he’ll have to lay in this bed and know that theo is never coming back. and even if he could, or would, he surely hates boris’s guts by now.

the uncomfortable truth is that boris curls around theo’s pillow in their empty bed and cries for the second time that night.

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Why aren’t more people talking about “Turn Out the Lights” by KOLARS, a song about sex and lust, playing in the background of this scene?

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this is ridiculous, but here’s something of a college au boris & theo type business…or regular boreo, if you like 

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Boreo AU

Boris constantly wearing his hair up in a man bun with a white scrunchie and he says sksksks like sasasa.

Theo absolutely hating it and thinking Boris is an idiot. (and that he is dumb for pretending to not know how to say sksks like wtf?? how do you not know how to say it)

They get paired up for a project and Theo finds out that Boris is actually a sweet heart who genuinely like wearing his hair like that and normal hair ties wont hold it.

Theo also finding out that Boris actually cant say sksksksk and u wants people to continue to think that he's just faking it.

Boris this whole time thinking Theo is a douchebag and not wanting to talk to him.

Boris realising that Theo just was very closed off because of his mom dying.

Boris calling him Potter and Theo calling him VSCO.

Them making fun of eachother at school and everybody thinking they actually hate eachother.

Until one day when Boris walks in clearly tired and Theo is the first one to get up and talk to him.

Also Theo running his hands threw Boris's hair when its down.

Theo helping Boris put his hair up when he miss a few pieces.

THEO BRAIDING BORIS'S HAIR

BOREO JUST BEING HELLA SOFT SOKFKEIFKEJDJFJF

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sooo

I drew Boris and i honestly love it-

Like holy crap-

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god damn

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

FINN HAS NO RIGHT PLAYING BORIS THE WAY HE DOES

OMFG HES SO FUCKING HOT

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me with the Boreo kiss scene

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Boris: shh potter, is only me me:

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vibe check (punches you in the face but like, lovingly)

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i want to, simultaneously, kiss boris and rip out his kneecaps is this what theo felt every second they spoke

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think about boris watching theo’s cab drive off, staring until he cannot see it anymore, how the vegas night becomes silent, leaving him alone with his thoughts, alone without his best friend. how he will walk back to his hell of a house, kicking rocks, cursing at himself in russian because he couldn’t do it. he couldn’t muster enough courage to go with theo, to go with the only person who made him feel like he ever mattered. 

think about boris getting home, at this point feeling so numb that he doesn’t even look at his father when he enters through the door, going straight to his room. boris lights a cigarette, as he starts to feel tears run down his cheeks, because at this point, he realizes he has welcomed the hated concept of loneliness back into his life. kotku was never enough company, merely a pastime for his adolescent attention. his father was leaving, a man who hurt him and which he had no intentions of following. and he had let theo simply walk out of his life, something he could have stopped. imagine boris’ sobs, as his fingers tremble around the cigarette, because he knows he will miss his potter, yet there is nothing he can do about it now. there is nothing he can do about the absence of theo’s jokes, stories, his warmth as they cuddled throughout the night and the way theo made boris feel more alive than any drug had ever. 

think about how as the nights pass, boris feels an ache within, as he wishes to have the familiar head of blonde hair against his chest, pulled close to him, providing a feeling of safety. how when boris will stir awake from a bad dream, there is no one there to hold and remind him that he is okay. as days go by, boris is reminded of his previous state before he met theo, before their time together. without theo, boris regresses into a state of believing he isn’t okay, and that things will never be okay. because his best friend, lover, and the home he’d found in a person had given him the chance of starting a new life together, and he was too much of a coward to take it.

think about it, because boris sure thought about it all a lot. 

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i can’t explain why but boris texting theo “we bin doin thos 8bals omg :-)” is so funny to me

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whatever you do, don’t imagine boris singing kotki dwa to help theo fall asleep. don’t imagine theo waking up terrified from a nightmare and boris telling him to lay back down. don’t imagine boris softly starting to sing the polish lullaby as theo’s breathing slows and he falls asleep. and definitely don’t imagine boris doing that same thing all those years later after the incident in amsterdam.