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you should always be extremely suspicious in your relationships and make sure to snoop through your boyfriends texts and read his emails and look at his instagram likes. and also install a tracker on his phone and put another in his car. hire a private investigator to monitor his movements. this is great for your mental health btw

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Bunnies!

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hese Hyalophora cecropia are the largest moths found in North America

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It's a warning sign that they are poisonous

I will never understand why some people feel so comfortable wearing T-shirts that flaunt all of their personal mental baggage

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It’s the strangest summer you can remember — the pool shed is haunted, the nights stretch forever.

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i loveee getting into artists a decade after they peaked 🫶

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Incredible...

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vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

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Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain's wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one's teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead

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Dave Mustache

Dave Mustaine

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could really go for some mustard gas rn 😌