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to make jurassic park more fun and engaging we have decided to let the dinosaurs eat one lucky guest! you get to choose the dinosaur.

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No, please, we’re begging you 😭🙏

The park already has enough dinosaurs…plus if we’re dinos, then who will run the marketing team?

Hey, I got this new serum that can turn people into dinosaurs!

So….you’re a dinosaur now?

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Hey, I got this new serum that can turn people into dinosaurs!

So….you’re a dinosaur now?

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Please do not pet the dinosaur….

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Here’s something I thought about whilst deciding what to draw today. I hope you enjoy, and that I can draw something today as well.

And, here’s the PNG in case you want to do your own.

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Who cares if the dinosaurs are self aware. Can the science machines in your lab run doom?

Uh….no?

We mostly just uh make dinosaurs. We also have a really cool bug exhibit….not that anyone cares

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Are .... the dinosaurs aware they're alive? They seem to be self aware but, y'know......

That is a good question. We would think so, but that would be more of a question for our scientists. We're just the social media team....

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So the T-Rex...... Can I have her? Please?

Sorry, but we have to keep her. Even though she keeps eating people….

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I-

Uh….

Hey, just hunted down a T-Rex in the park, ama.

@xirunafer-the-worldshaper

Please make sure it’s safely locked up in its paddock …

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Hey, just hunted down a T-Rex in the park, ama.

@xirunafer-the-worldshaper

Please make sure it’s safely locked up in its paddock …

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Ah I see. Uhhh security? I think the raptors might have learned how to type…

Hey

u mind opening teh cage rn

we trapped in raptor pen.

Sincerely -Hugh Mann, the hooman.

Uhhhhh

Mr Mann…are you sure you’re human? Send us a selfie as confirmation, please

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Heu so I got pissed on by the trex can I get like 500$

Sorry. We can’t give you $500 but we can give you a free T-shirt from the gift shop

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Hey

u mind opening teh cage rn

we trapped in raptor pen.

Sincerely -Hugh Mann, the hooman.

Uhhhhh

Mr Mann…are you sure you’re human? Send us a selfie as confirmation, please

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The dinosaurs aren’t actually free, because society is a much bigger prison.

Btw, about 69 Dino’s are loose rn

Uh huh…

SHOOT-

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Oh..well glad the situation is under control. Sorry about your friend and your beef jerky

Running a little late today, so feel free to let yourself in. The passcode is 565634