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guys shut the fuck up this is the only thing im gonna talk about for the rest of all time 

(publicly shared video of a sweetheart’s dance from Rodney Stanger on fb)

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JayKyle ,

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Double double toil and trouble

fire burn and cauldron bubble

everybody wants to rule the world

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me: computer, imagine a triangle.

computer: no sweat man. im doing it.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: you know it.

[several hours later]

me: can you imagine another one?

computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.

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forgot to poke air holes in the crotch of my pants and my penius died:(

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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? Scenes from a Hat

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

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Hey everyone. *catches basketball thrown from offscreen.* We have a lot of fun here *catches basketball thrown from offscreen* but I just want to remind everyone that this account is about one thing and one thing only. *catches basketball thrown from offscreen.* finding a way to break my infinite basketball curse

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everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men

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Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

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starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

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british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it