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hannibal establishing his therapy practice as one where it seems right and proper to show up wearing formal or business wear, thereby placing a kind of unspoken agreement to present yourself at your best while also revealing to him your certain worst aspects of yourself. therapy becoming something not just gut-wrenching and vulnerable, but something that requires you to dress yourself and confess. one does not rip out their hearts while wearing jeans and a t-shirt. if one must be exposed, do so with elegance and beauty. there is no place for tragedy if it cannot be polished and refined

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Chibis evolution. I have a slight obsession with chibis. 🎇

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this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ

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‘For The Love Of Beanie Babies’

Published in 1998

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unironically is the funny old MCYT server active. im like 23 and got flashbacks seeing that shit . where my skylox weirdos at aye. why were we like that .

the 2013 mcyt to j sicko pipeline claims another innocent soul.. i think we're up to seven at this point 😭 make a sicko blog anon friend!! or dm me if you wanna talk shop :3 anyway don't tell anyone im a weirdo.. it's a secret...

also yes the server is active??? somehow???? i say this lovingly and with no offense to ANYONE but honestly making it was just an attempt to a) see if we (me and my dear co-owner smelly) could find our old wattpad mutuals and b) see how people Feel about those times now that they're over (and c) (most urgently) find a very old generic suicide fic lost to time that lives in smelly's brain)

so. it is SHOCKING to me that people still enjoy the content and making fanart and fics for it. like actually jaw dropping. bc i was expecting everyone to be like me and smelly and just be Haunted by wattpad times. like a support group type of thing. but then we figured out that the people that are Haunted would probably not go out of the way to join a discord server about it and that we are just insane 😭

that is to say that i don't pay attention to it but it's pretty active, people are doing a lot of cool things :3 if u still wanna join, the link is here!

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thinking about this message from me mam that she sent me back when i was in uni. it literally is just a pinprick in the tapestry of life!!

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

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Roadhog dealing with Junkrat’s gangrene-ridden limbs just days after Junkrat hired him.

Based on Chapter 1: Pain of the fanfic Kabobs by brickinthewall and maximum124

time to put my comics education to some proper use

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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Customer: NAME DMV: BALLS.. DRY BALLS… LAST NAME IS BALDRY Verdict: ACCEPTED

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smoke cigarettes instead