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it is DONE

holy shit tomorrow i have my final exam and it's technically my last day of college and i am not ready for it to end sudhbdnenw

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holy shit tomorrow i have my final exam and it's technically my last day of college and i am not ready for it to end sudhbdnenw

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scoți omul din comunism, dar comunismul din om nu-l mai scoți

e supărător cât de multe lucruri se pot rezolva dacă dai ciocolată la o doamnă

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drawing is so hard because why does it always look like the eyes don't share the same postcode when i do it

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i hate looking so young because i just wanted a pack of cigarettes and he goes

'how old are you?' 🤨

'oh, im 18. i have id'

'are you sure?'

and then he checks my id. then he looks at me. then he checks the id again

and then he's calculating my age 😭

but he is STILL looking at me with suspicion

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i really don't think my survival is guaranteed after drinking one of the fucking one litre boost drinks in a single day

like what the fuck, i opened it started SMOKING

that

cannot be good for me

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jhdhdbsb im obsessed with her

Mammon concept for my creeps revamp graagasvgashv

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if i open the law paper tomorrow and i see occupier's liability ANYWHERE but the evaluation, i will avert my gaze and silently weep in the exam hall

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in honour of pride month, lets remember my therapist who said i cant be bisexual because basically everyone is at least a *little* bit attracted to the same gender

and apparently, very few people have attraction to just one gender

so i cant be bisexual, duuh

that's just the standard, according to her 🫡

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*let’s do favorite OC, not primary. I’m sleep deprived sorry lads.

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i love DnD because, as a DM, i can introduce a giant sentient jellyfish as an NPC because hey, jellyfish are my friend's favourite animal!

and then said friend will immediately try to eat it

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ive been wearing this bead rainbow bracelet for 5 years and i took it off twice and really i don't know what i will do when it will inevitably break

its string

i genuinely don't understand how it held on for so long

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in my eyes he's the baby

william :3

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WOO!! that's really cool!!!

just thought i’d tease this because im being serious when i say im working on a rewrite 😭 i’ve already got three other ‘seasons’ drafted but i don’t want to spoil them. im only leaking this one because it’s the original plot of the comic so it’s not really a spoiler or anything. anyways enjoy idfk

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everyone, a round for applause for my dog who successfully defended the entire family from the threat of the ice-cream truck

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im being consumed trying to remember what the name of this goddamn movie is

it's an animation and i remember watching it a million times on youtube because and the only things about it i can remember is something about a journey that had to do with finding some magical heart

and throughout the whole thing there was this ginger dwarf and he was a proper twat but he sacrificed himself for the elven/fairy princess at the end and took an arrow to the heart for her and died but because of his kindness he got revived and he was all sparkly and had luscious eyelashes and he was a sweetheart

and there might have been a unicorn as well i cant remember