“So come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned." PRETENTIOUS MUCH?!? WHY DO I HAVE A QUOTE IN MY BIO?? I post memes...
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After ages and ages of brainstorming and landscaping, my rundown, overgrown plaza is finally complete - ancient statues, blooming hyacinths and all!
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I have 2/3, does that mean if I get a furry noodle boy I have infinite power?
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can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries
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n.oo papparzzi for the little man please

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This Blog Is NSFFH
not safe for frog haters
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me: *tells a bear fact*
you: ive already heard this one before
me: that is impossible i have over seven bear facts
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