IDC call me Bane. He, she, they, eldritch abomination? call me whatever you want. Reminder to myself you put all the non-reader stories under writing prompt s or story prompt.
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This post is probably a little unusual, but I found the poem “The Kitten” by Mary Oliver somehow still fitting and beautiful.
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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I love captions on nudey posts. "Do you like tight holes?" I mean I suppose I do. Never been displeased with one. Good track record with them as far as I'm concerned. All things considered I guess you could call me a fan.
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he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured
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I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting
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Right click -> save as -> my friend 🥰
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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful
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no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it
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WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM
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so a Blorbo is a type of spiritual chew toy, i gather
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