just-faucet-thoughts
just-faucet-thoughts
Just Faucet Thoughts
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Thoughts fresh from the faucet (◡‿◡)✿
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just-faucet-thoughts · 4 years ago
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Not every person, that’s just incorrect.
Every single person on earth is walking around with what they deem to be an acceptable level of shit in their asshole.
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just-faucet-thoughts · 4 years ago
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Imagine reblogging showerfam posts.
basically all of the showerfam is ignoring my reblogs so that's def great
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just-faucet-thoughts · 4 years ago
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You spelled medieval wrong
An noble from the medival times must have gotten sleep paralysis once and thought he got cursed by a witch and burned a random person to death.
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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‘An reasoning’
“You only live once” Is simultaneously an reasoning for doing something and not doing something.
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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I accidentally submitted mine twice ._.
Show fam please fill this form out
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After you fill out the for please repost so more see
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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Like me!\(ᵔᗜᵔ)/
Most lawnmowers are fueled by the rotten corpses of their victims‘ ancestors.
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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Basketball
Throwing something into the trash from where you’re sitting is a gamble for either doing less work or more work. (source)
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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Woah?? Is it your birthday???
AGE UP! IM 13 :D 
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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Imagine being a reditor
The bot on here has such strict rules as to what is a thought and what isn’t.
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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It’s called a hepatectomy
Hyphens matter. There is a big difference between delivering a baby and de-livering a baby.
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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My exams have finally ended, so I’m back from my hiatus now! (^∇^)
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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Wowsie
Lets just out of nowhere start calling the original shower thoughts blog "shower daddy" also this doubles as "how many shower blogs are there"
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@just-bathbomb-thoughts shouldn't have said that
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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Hello!!!
AYO I DONT HAVE LIKE ANY INFO TO PUT AS MY PINNED POST BUT UHHHHHHHH IF YOU HAVE A SHOWER THOUGHTS BLOG LIKE REBLOG THIS OR COMMENT WITH THE URL OR SOMETHING I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I HAVE FOLLOWED ALL OF YOU
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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There I am!!!
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hmmm
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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No
Diamonds are compressed carbon, while boogers are compressed snot. Boogers are nose diamonds.
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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You know...the faucet?
URL change
just-dishwasher-thoughts -----> just-toothbrush-thoughts
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just-faucet-thoughts · 5 years ago
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Do you know how cold it is in space?
Refrigerators are also space heaters but that feature is never advertised.
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