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Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor
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a choir of adoring angels has surrounded my blog. and they come bearing a request i simply cannot refuse
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Putting Dutch urban planners in a lab and watching them build new bike lanes for me to recreate in Middle America
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Good morning, I would just like to say that I, user just-gay-thoughts, fully support and endorse just-shower-thoughts in everything they say. It is wild that evolution hasn't taken care of slivers, and golf is the only sport where the goal is to play the least amount of.
Hehe april fools :3
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every millennial who was online from 2000-2008 has a specific phrase from a YTP that will activate them like a "manchurian candidate" sleeper agent, causing them to spout gibberish for 40 straight seconds
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[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE
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Tumblr mention
When you see a word missing an e (like Flickr or Tumblr), that’s the present trying to look like the future. When you see a word with an extra e (think Ye Olde Towne Bar & Grille), that’s the present trying to look like the past.
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my favorite pmd headcanon is that the humans can't read footprint script and only use unown script, which either is regarded as meaningless scribbles or weird ancient runes
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eevee egg my beloved.
ive got it sitting under the sun lamp, and my mons are really interested in it haha. Checkers keeps licking it like he's trying to groom it. silly guy
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I imagine the Roman Empire in full color but the 1950s in black and white.
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I thought that having larger penis was associated with being a barbarian.
Greco-Roman/Renaissance statues make me feel better about the size of my flaccid penis
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OP might be Philmonea Kunk.
People say kids these days are self-absorbed because of all of the selfies they take, but in Roman times, people would pose for sculptures of themselves for MONTHS
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John Salt (British, 1937-2021), Black Ford in Field, 1972. Oil on canvas, 48 x 72 in.
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Pokemon Subspecies: Velvet Beedrill
Velvet Beedrill are a Unovan native species of solitary Beedrill, Meaning unlike the common Kantonian variety they do not make hives, instead living individually in a small underground nest that they hollow themselves. Females will generally raise from 1-3 weedle each year, which will be closely guarded within the nest until they are large enough to fend for themselves, after which they are evicted from the nest.
More info and shiny under the cut :)
Although omnivorous in their weedle stage, adult Velvet Beedrill eat only nectar and fruit, and will only hunt to stock their nest directly before laying eggs. Because f this and the fact that they do nt keep large nesting structures and colonies to protect, Velvet Beedrill are generally much more docile when compared to the Kantonian variety, and are generally considered harmless to humans when unprovoked.
While Kantonian Beedrill can be found in Unova due to human intervention and do compete fro many of the same resources, the less common Velvet Beedrill is considered much more desirable to trainers both for its agile movement and its much more powerful venom which, while not deadly, is extremely painful.
Unfortunately it can be difficult to tell the weedle stage of these pokemon apart, with the only difference being a slightly hooked tail stinger, and the Kakuna stages are entirely indistinguishable until they evolve. Many trainers each year require medical care after attempting to catch a weedle directly from one of these ground burrows and running afoul of the angry mother.
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