just-illegal
just-illegal
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ใ‚ซใƒณใƒ ใƒชใƒฏใ‚ท
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new cat bed invented
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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those โ€œgrow in waterโ€ toys but
thereโ€™s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the eggย 
15 hour adventure starting now
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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is it ok if I evolve
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"poisoning the well" is when you load one of your filler words with syntactic toxin to covertly damage your conversational enemies. variants include "poisoning the like" & "poisoning the um"
#ME
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HAPPY WET CAT WEDNESDAY
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IT'S WET CAT WEDNESDAY EVERYONE !!!!!!!
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any image description is better than no image description. That being said, hereโ€™s a very basic template:
Image description: a [type of image] of [subject.] [Specific relevant details.]
Examples: - A photograph of a field of wildflowers. - A digital illustration of a dog. - A traditional collage of North American woodland animals. Text reads โ€œEat the rich.โ€ - Several paintings of a person. In the first two their eyes are blue and in the last one their eyes are red. - A digital illustration of Frisk from the video game Undertale. They are balancing a hotdog on their head.
There are much more comprehensive guides out there written by blind/vision impaired folks who use screen readers- this is just to get you started if the whole thing seems overwhelming or inaccessible. (Remember conflicting access needs donโ€™t mean anyone is at fault.)
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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts
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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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has anyone ever described you as 'scary'?
*not in cool goth way but in an offputting way
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babygirl, not gonna lie: with a name like that it'd be a little weird if it specialized in anything else.
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