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meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo
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i'm happy to see city the animation kept the tatewaku forcefem scene
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i'm happy to see city the animation kept the tatewaku forcefem scene
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[scouring a biology book, increasingly stressed]: "Golgi can't be the only apparatus. It can't be."
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(david attenborough voice) This big orange cunt... is a Tiger
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Falls on my ass and dies from falling on my ass and dying
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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another night of sensuous pleasure with my wife the Concept Album
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Dogs are a weapon invented by cave males. They contain teeth, urine, and other. Dogs have been observed with many abilities. Some can climb, weep, or even create lesser forms of music. A group of dogs is known as a cinch, and a medium group of dogs is known as a special. Only one type of dog exists.Their wealth is considered unremarkable.
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