Hey There! Names Opal, poly and trans. She/her. I will be using this blog to document my transition as well as stuff that make me smile. I am adorable pagan stoner trash. Porn blogs, and chasers are NOT welcome. you can donate to my paypal at paypal.me/justopalthings
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Insects have outside bones to protect their inside meat
Humans have outside meat to protect their inside bones which protect the inside meat
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nintendo is taking down the 3ds and wii u eshops next year
and they had this lovingly made totally not taunting message to leave about their virtual console legacy they’re destroying
(that they’ve, fun fact, taken down from their site now :])
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Recipes are always lying about how long it takes to transsexualize onions
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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)
the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version
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Frankly more people should be talking about the Olive Soccer field in S/V
The olive ball resets when you get a goal. You should be playing olive soccer online.

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American middle school: okay for gym class today we're going to learn how to square dance like a bunch of cowboys. The cookie monster pajama pants white trash girl and the most suicidal autistic boy will be going first
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Wait what...I'm not supposed to take dayquil...what about nyquil?
Just got an ad for dayquil and I still feel so betrayed that you can’t take it on SSRIs :<
Also my throat is in EXCRUCIATING PAIN when I swallow. Only on one side cause ofc, but jfc I’m not okay
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ah yes, tumblr drama. it reminds me of the hunt

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If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
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