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Sometimes we need to remind Slim that he’s guilty of manslaughter in the state of Michigan

Marshall (via life-and-death-system)

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

I get yall love shipping but Obama admitting he lost his virginity to Biden on live tv is actually gonna be really damaging to us politics so can we please stop celebrating this

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

I didn’t see your URL at first and I was really willing to just believe that I’d somehow missed this happening.

Joe Biden’s Spotify playlist got leaked and apparently that man has an entire playlist dedicated to Hatsune Miku. Various politicians and news reporters went crazy about it. Tons of memes followed.

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

Life is a speeding minivan and I’m the baby screaming in the back seat.

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

Why not just remake it but mustard?

no i feel as though .. ketchup perhaps

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

The fact that Fack either almost does or actually has a better rhyme scheme than Rap Devil is fucking sending me

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

me: *emerges from the shower, red bc i like to boil in the shower*

someone: holy shit what happened??

me: lobster kin

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Dude just tasted the rainbow

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

I think that I’ve finally learned how to label my baseline emotion:

I’m too horny to listen to “Party Up” but too mad to listed to “Magic Stick”

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

Wut

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

1. Fuck you.

2. No, just no. For one, it can’t be an orgy by definition. And two, even if it could be, there would have to be more than one of us jerking it at the same time and that pretty much does not happen (at least in my experience).

Every masturbation session is an orgy if you have Dissociative Identity Disorder

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

I get that it’s kind of a joke or something to say that your taste in music is all over the place, but I don’t know if you can beat me.

I can hit shuffle on all of our music and go from Eminem to Green Day to The Village People to Gwen Stefany to Boyz II Men and be totally fine with that.

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

No talk, me angy

[just-part-of-a-syslim]

It’s like- yes, I do want to rip this man’s head off, that doesn’t mean that I don’t still kinda want to suck his dick

I’ve been trying to figure out the best way to say that I can hate someone and still wanna fuck them without using those words and nothing else works right