23 - Finnish - trans 🏳️⚧️ - she/they/it - self-diagnosed stupid - music enjoyer - call me Aino/Amy - weed free for a year though my lungs are still fucked - shoutout to intersex people 💜💛
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
ei helvetti amppari mehujäästä on tullu litran (?) mehutölkkejä ough
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
i am NOT interested in the divine feminine. i will jerk off for 3 hours straight and eat 10% of my bodyweight in smoked meats and cheeses.
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
"what's girlcum"? why...on tumblr it's as good as gravy
42 notes
·
View notes
Text
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
did you try jerking it off and back on again
29K notes
·
View notes
Text
123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever
337K notes
·
View notes
Text
Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
56K notes
·
View notes
Text
okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
20K notes
·
View notes
Text
straight men on this site are so absurd sometimes... bros are like "I have fucked up, sick, twisted dark fantasies" and then all they want is a thin conventionally attractive cis white woman to do anal and act like their mother.
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'
5K notes
·
View notes