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tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years
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I'm doing my part!!

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No one:
Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:
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Beware the ides of march
inb4 i'm stabbed to death by a horde of 60 pawniard
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#ides of march#tag yourself I鈥檓 that child from that vine#(a regular puer molestus)#(actually I don鈥檛 remember that child鈥檚 gender)#(or maybe I was never supposed to know)
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Just want to remind everyone making preparations for the Ides of March to have your stylus ready. Ancient Romans wrote on wax tablets with a sharp pointy stylus

Which means this was more likely what Caesar was stabbed with, not knives or swords.
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