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You couldn’t’a just told her you got bills to pay? C’mon pal, for a sensitive kinda guy you wind up with your foot in your mouth a lot.

Aaaand she’s gone. I didn’t mean to upset her, really I didn’t. It ain’t like I wasn’t ever gonna get caught again. Just bad luck I got caught tryin’ to pay for stuff for her specifically.

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Duke’s STILL there??

Well where else would he be?

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Don’t you literally have a cop living in your house

Well yeah kinda, but work stuff is off limits at home.

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Maybe not now that you said that in public. I think Grandma Lupelli is gettin’ him though. She gave me a real earful about lettin’ him go down.

Hi, um. Francesco never came home last night, and you're my emergency contact for Vittoria, can you come over and help? -Francesca

Of course, do you also need me to try and figure out where he is?

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Not the best idea for me to be near cops at the moment sweetheart.

Hi, um. Francesco never came home last night, and you're my emergency contact for Vittoria, can you come over and help? -Francesca

Of course, do you also need me to try and figure out where he is?

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Frankie didn’t make it back? Damn, I thought I did a better job bein’ a distraction than that. Lemme see if his grandma wants to post bail. If he ain’t home by now, he’s definitely in jail.

Hi, um. Francesco never came home last night, and you're my emergency contact for Vittoria, can you come over and help? -Francesca

Of course, do you also need me to try and figure out where he is?

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Dude why are you bartending a teenage girl’s party?

We’ve been through this anon, it’s just mocktails. Although I’m pretty sure the venue’s bar comes stocked, I just ain’t servin’ alcohol to minors. And cause she asked, and she’s my little princess.

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True though. I remember what you were like at fourteen y’know. Least Francesca don’t mope too bad.

Sometimes I am more like my mom than I think I’d like. I was out shopping, getting some ideas for the last details for my birthday, and I swear I saw the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my life and I fell in love for just a second. I didn’t even say hello, just got hit like WHAM attractive person ahead weewooweewoo

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That’s just what it’s like bein’ 14 and Italian sweetheart. You’ll live.

Sometimes I am more like my mom than I think I’d like. I was out shopping, getting some ideas for the last details for my birthday, and I swear I saw the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my life and I fell in love for just a second. I didn’t even say hello, just got hit like WHAM attractive person ahead weewooweewoo

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Tippy Doorman seems to have been cloned and he is Harl’s boyfriend and thus Jake’s family you should do something about this

Go find out who did it and we’ll talk.

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Funny how the kids can’t even pick on you cause this really is better than the last time you liked somebody.

How does a grown man get this excited over hand holding? It’s giving beta simp aura ngl, you’d think they never held hands before. If so, where’s the pitch timer lol cause it’s been months and they’re apparently only on ball one.

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Pretty sure it does count as violence

Pretty sure your opinion on it don’t count anon, this is between me and Frankie.

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Don’t you think hitting Frankie was a little overboard? Don’t you guys not do violence?

It was just a punch in the shoulder, that don’t count as violence.

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I have to join your side in the lasagna war I had a meatless lasagna for the first time today and it fuckin' SLAPPED.

Heh. Frankie’s losin’ the lasagna war.

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I wanna bully you

Join the club anon, I am NOT a popular guy around here.

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That’s the spirit Frank, just embrace the brain damage.

Y’know, in spite of all the explosions around here, I’m PRETTY sure I’ve never been exploded. Seems like something a guy would remember, but between all the other really honestly truly ridiculous stuff, I am really not 100% sure!

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I don’t think I remember an explosion, but it coulda happened. You remember Hacksaw’s super magnet? Or that thing with the Silver Blur? That was pretty chaotic, coulda been some explosions in there. Or on any job we’ve ever pulled with Daisy.

Y’know, in spite of all the explosions around here, I’m PRETTY sure I’ve never been exploded. Seems like something a guy would remember, but between all the other really honestly truly ridiculous stuff, I am really not 100% sure!