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... stab me.

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I’m wondering the same thing Winter.

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Weiss: I like my men how I like my tea.

Ruby: Hot and nice to hold?

Yang: Weiss doesn't like tea, Ruby.

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rip Diana

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June 22nd 1981 - February 1st 2015

We love you, Monty

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jaune, washing up to everyone with near-perfect atlas military IDs: hey guys look what i got!!! time to get that airship!!!

everyone: how the-

jaune, tears in his eyes: the only thing i know how to do is fraud

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anyways i’m super excited for rwby: grand theft atlas

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Get ready for Crow stuck in the Snow.

Get ready for Raven on a mission to Haven.

Get ready for Blake taking the cake.

Get ready for Yang making a bang.

Get ready for Ruby praying for boobies.

Get ready for Adam... never mind, Adam can get trampled by a herd of Goliaths for all I care.

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf

now get ready for

(Answer: Weiss on a prosthetic device)

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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

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If only this was how it truly went down... well, minus the Weiss actually dieing part.

My hopes for RWBY 5 EP 12

WEISS BE SAFE   (╥﹏╥)    

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[Future AU where Weiss married Ruby and is head of the SDC]

Weiss: RUBYYYYY

Ruby: Whaaat?

Weiss: WHERE’S MY BUSINESS SUIT?

Ruby: Whaaaat?

Weiss: WHERE. IS. MY. BUSINESS. SUIT?!?!

Ruby: I, uh, put it away.

Weiss: WHERE?!

Ruby: Why do you need to know?!

Weiss: I NEED IT.

Ruby: Nuh-uh! Don’t you think about running out! We’ve been planning your day off for two months!

Weiss: THE COMPANY IS IN DANGER.

Ruby: MY WIFE’S SANITY IS IN DANGER.

Weiss: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD.

Ruby: I AM YOUR WIFE. I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.

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If whiterose doesn’t get their own one-on-one talk or Ruby breaking down and Weiss comforting her,

WE CRY LIKE TODDLERS, THEN RIOT LIKE UNCIVILIZED HEATHENS

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Weiss is stepping up her game in the pranks industry, since her last attept at a joke “fell apart” 😜

April Fools! 

weiss woke up with pink hair the next day.

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Well, I’ve prepared the bath if you want to join me 😘 @echosfromshadows :

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Okay listen... heres the diddly. I’ve got some sharp legos in my hand, so i better be seeing that follow.

Ohh~? Do you~? Why don’t you get off anon and threaten me with those sharp LEGO’s like a real women, hmm~?

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I like to think Catra has a shrine of Adora in her Locker 😏😉

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Ruby: *trips on air*

Yang: haha you're so clumsy.

[later when Ruby's not around]

Yang, punching the air: Who do you think you are, who tHE FRICK DO YOU THINK-