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every time a heterosexual makes an unnecessary comment on a sapphic post four years are taken from my lifespan

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I legitimately don’t understand anon hate like you are literally just….giving them the last word? Like you’re setting up for them to have time to think of a great comeback and then post it publicly for everyone to see and laugh at your asinine comment. Not to mention that you’re limited to 500 characters while the other person can write eight paragraphs dragging your ass and all you can do is watch in horror or write yet another anonymous message which again gives them the last word. You’re literally setting yourself up for failure. What is the plan. I don’t understand.

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#heterosexualprideday is trending on twitter ugh

But we need #heterosexualprideday because they get murdered and fired from their jobs for being straight right? In some countries its punishable by death to be straight right? They are told everyday they’re a sin, an abomination, and am abnormality right? They get kicked out of their homes and disowned by their family because theyre straight right? They’ve been opressed for centuries right? They couldnt get married until only a year ago right? They get beat up for being straight right? They are a minority right? They are perceived by some to be mentally ill right? Their safe spaces and sanctuaries get shot up right? They get mass murdered for existing right? They need safe spaces because the world isnt their safe space right? They were open fired at in their safe space in the deadliest mass shooting in american history simply for existing right? They hold no power right? Theyre rejected by society, family, friends, and places of worship right? If it wasnt obvious, this was all sarcastic. #heterosexualprideday is a stupid idea that serves no purpose.

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I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

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Bringing this back because "47 metres down" was recently released. Remember: sharks are homies, not hostile.

🌊🏊Sharks are nice!🏄

Since its summertime and people are gonna be hitting the beach to swim and/or surf, i decided to make this informative shark post. In the media sharks are portrayed as mean bloodthirsty and vicious creatures. Such as in movies like “The Shallows” and “Jaws”. But are sharks really that vicious? The answer is no. No they are not. Sharks are really nice and sweet creatures. I am a surfer and have been bitten a couple of times by sharks but i still know the truth… sharks aren’t evil creatures. You may be thinking “but you’ve been bitten by one! How can they not be evil!?” Well the answer to that my bro is simple, its all a misunderstanding. You see, sharks dont have great eyesight. They are blind as fuck. So they rely on other senses to find food. They see the silhouette of us surfers on our boards and they see it from a below angle and they think we kind look like seals, their favourite meal (as seen in the pics above). So they take just a nibble to see what the fuck we are. Once they realize we aint a seal, they go away. Why? Sharks HATE the taste of human meat. We disgusting af to them. Thats why the majority of shark attacks are just sharks bitting once and then leaving. They just wanted to know what the fuck we are bro. Its a case of mistaken identity. A misunderstanding. Have there been shark attacks where the shark bites more than once? Yeah. But thats rare and it only happens if the shark is either (1) feeling threatened or provoked. Or (2) very hungry. Like, i mean STARVING.

Sharks just wanna eat but they dont wanna eat us. Its just a simple misunderstanding. As you can see in the photos above, people can swim with sharks and nothing happens. Its totally fine my dudes. So there you have it, sharks are homies, not hostile.

Sources: Jaws- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)

The Shallows- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shallows_(film)

http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/shark-attack.htm

MORE INFO: The likelihood of being attacked by a shark is thought to be 1 in 11.5 million, and only 4 or 5 people in the entire world die each year from shark attacks.[1]. If you’re still nervous about meeting one of these ocean predators, check out these guidelines to help you further minimize the chances of an encounter- http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Sharks-While-Surfing

PLEASE REBLOG THANKS MATE

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Bless this art

Hitman AU where Keith’s targeting members of the Galra organization and (grudgingly) admits he needs a retired sniper on his team to make the mission a success.

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Reblog/like this if you are a proud Slytherin. 🐍

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Every time I watch this scene this is all I think of

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excuse me everyone

look at this picture of lance

okay thank you have a nice day

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since i got this submission i haven’t been able to get this song out my head

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shiro/allura: procreate keith/lance: I Will Be The Best Uncle

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i want a voltron musical episode for the sole purpose of seeing lance do this

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you’re walking in the desert

there’s no one around

out of the corner of your eye……….you spot him

keith kogane 

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but 

that is all 

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reblog if you’ve seen ghost!pidge manifest in your house, physically

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in which lance finds keith’s facebook posts from middle school

voltron facebook: 1/?

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shiro: okay, someone needs to send pidge to bed

[after an intense game of rock paper scissors]

lance: aw man! keith cheated! (keith in the background: how do you cheat at rock paper scissors!)

lance, walking to over to pidge: heeeey pidgeon. you haven’t gone to sleep in 2 days, i think it’s time for you to-

pidge: *hisses*

lance: *shrieks*