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english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.
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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.
If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!
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shoutout to this random-ass guy who had this incredibly rare bird sighting
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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An order of reclusive monks moved deep into the chthonic depths of the underworld to better commune with the primordial darkness and discover secret knowledge therein. In the years since they have changed, permanently altered by the knowledge they have gained.
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#azumanga daioh#I cosplayed as both chiyo and the cat costume they run around in in that one episode#poll
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Server mentioned iguanas so I had to draw an iggy
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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter
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Christine has waited YEARS for this day!!
#OP I am hugging you for being the first person I've seen draw Agnes the right body type#discworld#art
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we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better
#literally the only reason most stuff takes more processing power is ads and bloatware#my computer is 12 years old and works just as well as it did when I got it#and the only reason I might need a new one is because new versions of stuff don't support the OS (even though it would run them fine!)#oh wait it's 2024 now. my computer is 13 years old. which means it doesn't need parental supervision to use the internet 🥰#I was still running it on the original 4GB of RAM until like a month ago haha
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everyone please welcome into the world my beautiful daughter, bathroom spider
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before directors are allowed to put in the request for cgi they should be required to answer: “would lord of the rings have been able to do this by sitting somebody a little further back, using an apple box, or putting out a casting call for a really big pig?” and if the answer is yes they should consider finding a really big pig.
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Follow me for more ❤️
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#I've had this video saved to my hard drive for almost 10 years#I couldn't risk not being able to access it. it's everything to me#it's what I show people to explain what the inside of my brain is like#video#sound ON
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you're gonna have to use something other than your own discomfort to bother me.
lmao someone called me cringe, and I knew instantly that they were at the impressionable age of 14, where you worry about how other people see you, and think cringe is some kind of end all insult that decimates everyone as much as it decimates you.
I'm ten years too old to be bothered by the word cringe.
you're gonna have to use something other than your own discomfort to bother me.
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