Can't bid on this item because I have the soul of a poet. Can't bid on this item because I have a delicate constitution. Can't bid on this item because I'm sort of a pussy, honestly.
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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”
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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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in the Canadian Arctic straight up “not finding it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. The nornthwest pessage
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Blinded by gluttony, absolutely lost in the sauce
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Not having a traditional job or plans to get an education will have people asking you things like so what is the purpose of you staying alive?
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when i see an abandoned bike locked to a rack with its wheels stolen my immediate mental image is always a shackled skeleton in a dungeon
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how it feels knowing that life has not forgotten you, that it holds you in its hand and will not let you fall
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my favorite grandpaism of all time is when he said "every time i learn a new person's name i forget the name of a fish." that shit has stuck with me for years. what did he mean by that
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you bottle Miette??
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