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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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a very gentle PSA that a writer is not a short-order cook, please do not try to order off the menu
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5 min tutorial for trcelyne, hope it helps!
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LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy
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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
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Just thought you should know that hasbro has announced an official long furby
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Kids these days. Back in my day we had to put the long in the furbies ourselves. We had to skin the furbies for tumblr. There was no other choice.
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PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT
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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me
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no, I'm not "turned on by systematizing sex and roleplaying office-work", and if you'd stayed to the Q&A period at today's planning meeting for saturday's orgy, you would know that!
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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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