Early Years Practitioner. I teach the cutest pumpkins in the patch.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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types of infused water I’ve been told to make:
hot dog water
pickles
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SIXERS FOREVER | YOU ME AT SIX AT WEMBLEY ARENA
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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page
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"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time
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First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.
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Sorry I didn’t text back I’m mentally drained and can’t maintain a normal friendship
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"No." The King gawked. "No? Why? I am offering you the Hand of my daughter to slay the Dragon that roams the Lands! A man would kill for such an opportunity!" "Because I will not hurt an innocent animal that just follows his migratory pattern. And I am already married."
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got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces
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Not what I expected coming from John Green
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I believe in gentle parenting. Unfortunately many people refuse to parent their child at all under the guise of gentle parenting. Sometimes you’ve got to look your fourth grader in the eye and say “Little dude, that was an asshole move.”
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